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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho

Where does a Snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank

What do movie stars burn in their fireplaces at Christmas time?
HOLLYwood

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claus

What story do snowmen like to tell their children?
Coldilocks and the three brrrs

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'?
Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."

There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."
She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing." But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
 

 
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