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What do snowmen
eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What do you
call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
Why does Santa
have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho
Where does
a Snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank
What do movie
stars burn in their fireplaces at Christmas time?
HOLLYwood
Why was Santa's
little helper depressed?
Because he
had low elf esteem
What do you
call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claus
What story
do snowmen like to tell their children?
Coldilocks
and the three brrrs
How do sheep
in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
What do you
get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
How come you
never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'?
Olive?
Yeah, you know,
"Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."
There once was a
czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his
house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something
happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."
She, being the
obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing."
But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and
we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in
fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining.
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
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