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Hey Bozo!
You are Breaking My Heart just like you broke my dishes.
Wish You were Here so I could finish yelling at you.
Thinking of You and trying hard not to lose my lunch.
May the sons of a 1000 yaks leave their droppings on your lawn.
You are the dark cloud that rains on my parade.
How could you?
You Jerk.
Sleep with the fishes!
Excuuuse me!
Select your first sentence
I lied when I told you that dress didn't make you look fat!
I'll see you on Judge Judy!
It was me who glued your toupee to your car antenna.
I'm a lover, not a fighter...but in your case I'll make an exception.
You're every bad love song every written.
I'm telling your mother about your little problem.
The Hawk Flies at Midnight...
I have an overwhelming urge to...
Are there any branches in your family tree?
You're mocking me, aren't you?
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Disco is dead...get over it!
If I've told you once, I've told you a million times...
I'm keeping your Abba records.
I was kidding when I told you....
4" is NOT average!
Can you please write and tell me what you did with the cat?
I still have the pictures, but I promise not to sell them to the National Enquirer!
I'll get you my pretty....and your little dog too!
Don't go away mad....just go away.
I WILL NOT be angry,
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I promised to love you forever..I meant until Wednesday.
When you said you were an illegal alien, I didn't know you were talking about Uranus.
I only wanted you for your money!
Sole mates! Not soul mates...can I borrow those strappy li'l sandals?
No a long term relationship doesn't mean I'll wait till you serve your time..
Did I mention my mother works for the IRS? Get ready for your audit!
I swear I didn't know your Goofy imitation was your real voice...
If you drop the restraining order, I promise to stop stalking you!
Wadda ya want? A medal or a chest to pin it on?.
That's so sad. Playing my tiny violin.
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NO...That's my final answer Regis!
I just can't love a man who sleeps with his camels.
Remember that time at the beach when we.... oh, wait, that wasn't you.
Let's just pretend this didn't happen.
Every song on the radio reminds me of you...I really need to change stations
You are SO last five minutes
You are a very bad man
Go ahead. Make my day.
You are a very bad woman
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It just wasn't meant to be..you're a little bit country and I'm not your cousin.
Cat people and dog people....need I say more?
I've got two words for ya... Kiss Off!
You took me for granted, now I'm taking you for everything!
I should have known when the dog didn't like you!.
This could be the start of a beautiful friendship!
Who made you God?
You're so vain, you probably think this letter is about you.
I'm sending around my big brothers.
I've got the remote and I'm changing the channel!
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Sayonara
Hasta la vista
Kiss off!
Formerly your sweet baboo
Later, loser
Have your lawyer call my lawyer
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You'll miss me when I'm gone
Adios, you chicken pluckin' little stinker
Sincerely
Just kiddin'.
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