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Bah Hum Bug on all this cutsey wootsy love stuff. Don't you just want to smack that grown man dressed as Cupid on the commercials! What's with the curly blonde wig?
Get her DIAMONDS? I don't think so. Bunch of people getting us all to buy, buy, buy! Chocolate makes you break out in fat and everyone whines that they can't see the food when it's a romantic lighted dinner. Then there's the kids fighting over who blew out the candles and how it wasn't their turn!
The only "X"s I'm looking for are the X-files and the only hugs are the ones pretzels are supposed to represent.
Fed
up nobody sent you a Valentine? Send them a Kiss Off Letter!
Valentine,
Schmalentine. The Anti-Valentine collection. Not for the faint of heart.